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Lauren, youre in an artistic industry. Its a mixed bag, were in a time of reboots, so. Classic reboots would be like your Transformers, your,I would love that. Im surprise that Hollywood. I mean, 1. 3 Going On 3. Mm, yeah. A female Big. I mean, we all love it, but we caught ya, 1. Going On 3. 0,Well, the only way they can get away with it,Shirtless Painter Yeah, thats true,Its cute for a grown woman to kiss a 1. Thats a crime. Mine looks like a fetus. No, I think it looks great, and the best part is. Thats what Im working with, for sure. Okay, so, Im gonna go ahead and,Im giving myself purple hair. Shirtless Painter Ooh. Im giving myself a really high ponytail. I dont, youre right, I dont. Really I didnt put it. How long as was itIn my memory, it was like down to here. Girls do that too. Kay, so Im just doing my huge, jacked. I need a shirt. That, I cant help you with. Oh yeah, I didnt even realize what I was saying. I mean, you dont have to get crazy to work here, but,Now, Im giving myself no boobs,Yeah, thats one of the first things to go, I think,Its like weaving it into,Yeah, exactly, I like to say there are no screw ups,You know when you take like a really good poo Pleasant whoopsie. Im kind of lightening up my skin tone here,Ive been so obsessed with my body,Mine is all natural, and Im not judging yours,And I appreciate that. Im gonna put little short shorts on her,Yeah, you wanna get the skimpiest possible,Oops, I gave her a dick. Well, thats okay, you know what Oh, maybe thats good. Whos to say. She does like local stuff, like competitions,Ive peered at it through store windows and stuff. Well, one of the women on that show. Im just gonna make the biceps just a touch bigger. I do workouts that involve one or two pound weights,Very nice. Just until youre shaking. Yeah, my only concern is that. I have a ton of room for legs,Yeah, all the way down to next Tuesday. See you there. Uh oh. See if you can. Okay. Does it really make it a lot smaller Thats what Ive heard, if any steroid users. Please write in. Yeah, write in, send a photo of your painting, you know,Thats cool. Sort of a little Mines dressed like a child. Like sort of a Hollister, or a No, Im gonna give her a bubble coming out of it,Oh, nice. See And they should. Ugh Thats what my brother calls it. Green tacos. Taco meat. Thats how I always remember him, as a great painter. Yeah. Make sure it has. You dont hear a lot of shirts. I mean, yeah, everyone can say something,Yeah, think about it. Im not religious, but my shirt is. The ultimate sculptor. Uh oh. Alright, so this banners taking a long time,Shes wearing a Hollister shirt, but,Just understand that it is a Hollister shirt. Vines. RIP. Yeah, cause theres not a lot of stuff out there anymore. Yeah, I dont know if anybody remembers from the news. Ew, what came out I dont know if it was blood. I hope it was chocolate. Yeah. Kinda just adding some depth to my muscles. Okay, so theres my burst biceps there. Is she very judgmental Shes tough, but fair. Give me your guff. Yeah, give me your guff,Slide right off me. Yeah, I remember your glue, whatever guff, shame on you,I subscribe to this one. Please. Please take care of yourself We cant do everything for you, okay,If youre not well, its up to you to fix itTake care of yourself first, okay Im just really. Do whatever you want. Its your funeral. Download In Absentia For Free. Okay, so Im gonna go ahead and add my wife here,Wow. Yeah. Okay, I just made a whoopsie,Yeah,So true. Okay, so Im just gonna add the stripes on my wife here. Wow. Alright. you never know with bees. And well add some classical sort of bee dotted lines,Yeah, just to show where they went. Just to show where theyve been, the shape of their path. Okay, here we go. It might very well ruin the whole painting, so. Should I name my person Yeah,Thats good. Sort of a stage name, that can be kind of fun. Uh oh Dont spill the oil Dont spill any oil, or well come and get yaOh, nice. Oh, the oils dripping,Have you ever seen a painting sweat before Should I sign my real name This is an intimidating and very cool pair. Thank you And painting along. Oh, me too. Kay, great. One more time Once again, Lauren Lapkus. I just feel like you could say it. Okay. Just listen For once. In your lifeIm not gonna beg you, listen to the podcast,Im gonna beg you,Do we need to beg It does make a difference, and I dont know. If you wanna get featured on i. Tunes,They need other people. I know its easy to think, Oh, Im just one person,One person can make a difference, okay Get it through your Not for anything, like, important. But for this. But for this You have a computer in your pocket, everyone does. I hate this, that we have to even try to convince them. I hate having to hear myself like this, but its just I sound like my mom. Just forget it. Dont forget it, just do it. Do it, its much easier to just do it. Honestly, its easier to do it. You know what would end this conversation real quick Just rate and subscribe Write a review, give stars. Five of them. Yeah, give five, why notMake it a good rating, if youre gonna go there Yeah, dont go to the trouble and leave a two star review. Thats not helpful to anyone. I dont know why would you think that. I cant believe they said that, thats so rude. Its implied, okay Im really upset, Im just in a bad mood. Yeah, were done with this, forget it. Where do I put thisShirtless Painter You can just throw it on the ground. Just rate it Or dont, whatever. This is mind blowing. Im not a fucking winnerShirtless Painter I dont feel like a winner right now. I need everything. No, no, no, no, no. Were done Turn it off. What dont they get I dont get, guys, hello Turn it off. Rate the podcast and turn it off. Stop watching. Hello, can anyone hear Lyft, sorry. This is what you guys care about. How do I get out of hereShirtless Painter This is just fabric. Oh my God, were never gonna get out of here. Shirtless Painter Theres no doors in this room. What the fuck, how did we get in Hello, do I have to go upClimb Do we have to go up I guess Ill climb. Im climbing in the ceiling. I want this,Do I need to jump Does he have to hurt himself to get out of hereI will do it. Im gonna go. Yeah, get in the bag. Im gonna go through the bag to get out. Hey, are you guys happy And youre just watching Theres nothing in this cup. Its a fucking prop, okay Hello This isnt even real,Shirtless Painter Guys, a working door, maybe Um, is it locked from the outside We got time for this thing, but we dont have time. I have somewhere to be. She has things to do,People are expecting me. Shirtless Painter Maybe just kick it. Forget it, Ill live here. Yeah, shell live here, I do, this is where I sleep, okay Oh, Ill use this water bottle as a pillow,A hard apple box. Oh my God. Things were going so well, we were painting,I feel really fucking vulnerable, I feel really exposed. You got a real portrait here today, okay, guys Yeah, no shit. Thank you for joining me today. Honestly, I dont care anymore, I dont care anymore. ABC TV Shows, Specials Movies.